Long Range Specialist

"calix meus inebrians"


Introduce the Uncle Dad

With the release of CS2, a great arcane power was unleashed within Uncle Dad. Once an up and coming talent who struggled with consistency, he had suddenly and inexplicably become the oceanic sniping god.

As he rose to power as the team's new primary sniper, an awful blood feud broke out with ex-ian member and 4chan connoisseur leighxcora. This caused the young awper to step away from the game, instead focusing on playing Farmville valley with his wife.

But now the prodigy has returned from tending his crops. Although he's replaced the AWP with the nova, you'll still find him taking long range fights. Why? Unsure. But we wait with bated breath for the next chapter of Uncle Dad.

Mr Potato Uncle Dad

Uncle Mass

Party time Uncle Dad

Future Uncle Dad

Great great Uncle Dad

Uncle Drink

Pick your Uncle Dad!

Shotgun cash

$900

Subtick Hacks

$18

Alcoholism

$15

Buy a fuckin kit

-$100

Woody or Leigh as team mates

-$1

Alcoholism

-$15