Schroomz is our Center and the tallest person in the dandenong region. He has increased his ability to play the game by seemingly 400% in the last 3 months and closed the skill gap between the best there is. This meteoric growth has resulted in calls for him to be tested for performance enhancers.

Strengths: Listening, Following Orders, Clutching, Drink Driving Unnoticeably, AK-47.

Weaknesses: Dying with grenade out, Opening duels.

He is often heard muttering the Latin phrase "velocius quam asparagi coquantur"