Shows up once a year and asks me what locations on the map are called, 1 star wouldn't play with again.

Stole me only star in Mario Party.
1 star.

REFUSED to buy me.
REFUSED to rush with us.
REFUSED to trade me out.
REFUSED to hold the site.
REFUSED to reload even though i said 'one bullet, ONE BULLET' like a thousand times. GAWD.
REFUSED to call a timeout when my falafel dinged in the oven.
REFUSED to omfg i can't even say it. JUST BAD >.<

Bought good bags though.

3 stars.

Never heard of him. He's not gay. I'm not gay. Never saw him in an gay Irish bar in South Melbourne on St.Patrick's day last year. Never had an awkward laugh when we realized we were both there. Never watched him snort a line of me todger. Never happened. Never pushed him out of the Uber in a hysterical fit of shame that night as we passed Big W.
5 stars. Never heard of him.

Great bloke.

Never heard of him. He's not gay. I'm not gay. I wasn't leaving a Big W late one night after a midnight impulse air fryer purchase, when i saw him lying in the gutter whimpering. Bought him home, cleaned him up and made him some chickie nuggies. Yada yada yada, I'm not gay. Dropped him back off outside the Big W after i was finished with him. He's not gay. I'm not gay.
I highly recommend the Philips Digital Air Fryer XL Black - HD9270/91 - 5 stars.

I got lost in the Springvale Ikea. Called all my mates and no one answered except Pure. Great bloke, was in an Uber and there within 45 minutes. After he helped me load my new Hemnes storage combination with drawers and doors into my boot, we did a couple of lines off the dashboard and he asked for a lift to South
Melbourne.
Great bloke, better friend. However, did take a while to clean the green glitter out of the car.
4 stars.

I've never had such amazing bags, I swear I could taste a hint of Fentanyl but every time I asked Pure, he would just wink and say "Pure is pure. Pure cocaine. Pure adrenaline. Pure excitement."
3 stars.
Good bags, moderately concerning conversation.

'Ineligible'

I collect rare vintage doily's. Please contact me if you have any, or you know any elderly people who aren't doing so well.