Introduce the flog

There are many words that can be used to describe flog, and Sydney’s no.1 gay icon isn’t one of them. You could describe him as the ian Party’s Default Leader. Default Leader in the sense that the other options are Dean - Diet Leader, Krave - Vanilla Leader, Penetration Station - Leader Lite, and Dermot - Dr. Leader.

In an awe-inspiring feat, flog has been going to the gym night and day in an effort to grow strong enough to carry his giant balls back from the computer chair, across his yard and into his house after every night of tirelessly carrying the team.

Due to an unforeseen set of circumstances, flog is due to spawn another life into this earthen realm very soon. This has caused some wavering to his commitment to drinking at the 2024 ian Party. He is unaware that as spiritual leader he has an obligation regardless of whether he drinks or not to drive the dance party between rounds, Uncle Dad highly recommends external performance enhancers for the previously mentioned activity.