One day at the Eildon Golf Course....
"Boy it sure is a hot one."
The man wiped his brow. Wondering how the grass was different colors in certain sections, and if this greens keeper job was for him.
"What the fuck is that?"
Said the man one afternoon, after waking up from a nap behind a golf buggy. He had seen a glow in the sky that was making its way toward him.
And just like that, some sort of UFO smashed into the Eildon Golf Course, no one ever heard about this, due to Eildon still not having the internet, but the locals rumored for years.
No one looked for the missing man.
Some years later aboard the Apollo 1...
"Look guys, I don't know how i got here but I want to go back home."
The man had somehow made his way on board the 1969 Apollo 1 space shuttle that had blown up killing the 3 astronauts on piloting it.
"Yee haw buddy, I don't know what hot sauce you bin' chuggin'. But put me in a pan and fry me up, cause' I ain't seen anything like this. We just got into orbit."
The astronauts onboard where deeply distressed.
"Does this thing have pong?"
The man failed to understand the gravity of what was happening.
"Don't touch that!"
The astronaut exclaimed.
"Wha...?"
But it was too late, the man had already touched the button. Then in a blink, he was gone.
In the corner of a dusty cordoned off room in a rural council somewhere in the middle of nowhere Victoria...
"Hello? You have I.T. How can I help? Yeah? No sorry I can't come and help you but I can support you remotely? Yeah I know, everyone says that. Ahhh, I'm just a little shy. I'm sure we will meet at the Christmas party."
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