I was lucky enough to snag an interview with the esteemed....
Dermie!
Before we started, he shoved his phone into my hand, and made me watch this video...
I wasn't sure how to respond... "Dermie... is that like, some kind of inspirational video that gives you courage before a big cs match?"
He considered for a moment....
He whispered gently...
"I miss the place I am from..."
I asked him what his favorite memory was of this place he missed.
"We lived near a blueberry farm, as a juvenile I would spend my days roaming around and at least a few times a day I would make my way into the blueberry farm to eat some scrumptious fruit."
"I remember just playing in the water without a care in the world."
Dermot jumped on the table, and I'll admit, for a moment I thought I was dead meat.
"Then I had to go south! Oh god I missed those juicy blueberries!"
I offered him a pringle. He calmed down.
What happened down south? I asked him.
"Well it started off a bit scary, but eventually I met a woman who I owe everything to. She shaved me."
Oh you mean SAVED you?
"No she shaved me."
Dermot Clips
Who is Dermot?
#2 ranked Leetify player leading up to the 2024 August ian Party.
Can setup smokes like a mutha fucker.
Spends most buy rounds pinging the ground like "oi can someone chuck me a smoke here? I'm gonna smoke off their everything."
Hairiest CSGO 2 player in recorded history.
Great AK-47 aim.
Leetify-
2nd best aim.
2nd highest best game ever.
Had a game with over 700 utility damage.
Spent most of his teenage life smoking cones and jerking off, why are we surprised that he then has an arm like Arnie to launch those smokes into the exact location he needs them every time. Countless hours of autistic Youtube videos in training gave us the greatest support ian Party has ever seen.
He can flick too.
Fucks your sister.
Can lose confidence.
Leetify
Anubis.
Doesn't win opening duels often.