Dermot is the newest member of the team. He was found at the bottom of a mine shaft losing to skeletons in peaceful mode on a Minecraft server based in Peru. With the help of Uncle Dad and flog, his interests shifted to the more mature video game of CSGO. At times officials would race to his PC at events with concerns that he had been replaced by a Gorilla, only to find it was just Dermot.

Strengths: Holding B site, Using utility to setup sites, Can motorboat an a cup.

Weaknesses: Binding mouse buttons to turn his printer on, Scopes, just anything with a scope.

He is often heard muttering the Latin phrase "Simii una sollertes".